Tuesday, 12 June 2007

A possible explanation for recent US foreign policy...

Back in 1947, there were reports of UFOs - alien grey-headed scum running around various parts of the States molesting cattle and conducting sordid sexual experiments on rural Americans (this was before meth addiction and the Internet, mind you, which led to the adoption of sordid sexual experiments for recreational purposes). All of this supposed alien activity culminated in the Roswell Incident, July 8 1947.

Supposedly, nothing ever came from this.

However, if I told you that George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Condolezza Rice were all born in March 1948, nine months after this period of activity(*), would you start to draw any conclusions...?

Think about it.

* They weren't - but I have to admit, I had to look it up myself. This confirms a conclusion I drew a long time ago, which wingnuts never seem to get, that you should always attempt to verify a factoid before relying on it in a discussion

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you an idiot or do you have a really lame sense of humor? None of those people was born in 1948! Look it up!