I have to share a country with these people?

Background: recently a relentlessly self-promoting 22 year old Russian-born singer married her relentlessly self-promoting 39 year old manager. Much yawning took place.

I have just read an interview, in which the full extent of the intellectual genius of the happy couple is exposed:

"We're also both fundamentally Christians with a love for Jesus... I'm studying the Koran right now and aim to also study the Torah this year... We also study quantum physics, string theory and the 'unified theories' along with The Secret and all the usual books like Celestine Prophecy and so on."

These people have the same right to vote that I do.

The thumping sound you're hearing is me banging my head against my desk.