Wednesday, 7 February 2007

A modest proposal to boost troop numbers

Proposed for consideration by the US Congress: Ex-Presidents and their Administration officials shall, as they leave office, automatically be signed up for a four year tour of duty in whatever hellhole they got the US involved in on their watch that needs the most troops.

This would mean, of course, that Bill Clinton would be forced to spend four years on patrol in Kosovo. How on Earth could Republicans object to that?

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