"If I was Leonard Cohen,
or some other songwriting master,
I'd know to first get the oral sex
and then write the song AFTER..."
- Jeffrey Lewis, _The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song_
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"[Granny] was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
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