Noted in the paper - John Lydon, aka Johnny Rotten, now wears bifocals. And why not - he's 52.
The scary thing about writing this is that some who might read it will say "Johnny Who?".
"[Granny] was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites