Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Again with the national stereotypes

Wonderful. I am now dealing with an article in a major paper about...

...sheep bums.

Ovine derrieres. The bits they can't wipe. The asses of the wooly creatures.

This is a serious article, folks. Apparently the bo hipi breed will avoid any animal rights complaints about "mulesing", or snipping skin around sheep posteriors. Heavy stuff. Worth doing a two-third page article on.

Who am I kidding? The only person more pathetic than me for wasting my time on this is Dr David Scobie, who describes himself as a "sheep bum scientist". What sort of a sick pervert goes into science so he can focus his efforts on appreciating the beauty of sheep anuses?

Oh, BTW - he's Australian...

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