Ladies and gentleman, Lucie Boshier.
More of the story here. Her blog is here.
I wear black all the time, I don't give a hoot about fashion - and I think I may well be in love.
"[Granny] was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites