"He still has trouble... putting his socks actually in the dirty clothes, and he still doesn't fo a better job than our five-year-old daughter Sasha at making his bed, so you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little stunned at this whole Barack Obama thing."
"After he eats, he doesn't put away the butter"
"Because he's too snore-y and stinky, [his daughters] don't want to ever get into bed with him."
Michelle Obama explaining why the cryptoSocialistIslamicTerroristRadical Barack Obama is entirely unsuitable for the Presidency.
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