With the current US President, the mark of the true insider is having his email address.
With the last US President, the mark of the true insider was to have him calling you some stupid name like "Turd Blossom".
Says it all, really.
"[Granny] was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy."
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites