Okay, so the nature of the job means I'm a few days behind most magazines, but cover a wide range.
The latest issue of the Listener has a story covering the scope of the power that the proposed Auckland super-city mayor would wield. It's no exaggeration to describe this position as the second or third most powerful in the country in terms of practical politics.
Of the six contenders mentioned with over 5% support, five were pale frail males. No real surprise there.
The sixth was Winston.
Dear God, can no-one put a stake through his heart, cut off his head, and bury him at the crossroads? Please?
There's definitely material for some stand-up comedy in this, if only through screaming in panic on stage for five minutes...