Friday, 8 May 2009

Women to avoid - psychics

Even the sexy, intelligent ones.


Me: "I saw a singer last night that made me run in circles and howl."

S.I.P.: "Hmmm, which singer would appeal? ... Some anonymous red-haired YouTube floozy falling out of her top?"

Me: "How the f**k did you do that?"

(About 1.00 minute in, the singer doing the chorus)

Man, if it were not for her... considerable charms... I'd be terrified of this woman.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So did this well-endowed singer *actually* fall out of her top??
Alas my work computer is not YouTube friendly.

And is running around in circles and howling a *good* thing?
If your feral nature was tapped into, surely attempting to lick your genitals would have been more pleasurable?

Yours, I-have-no-idea-why-you-call-me-Spikey-but-am-glad-that-I-scare-you :-)

Anonymous said...

Like in buffy tvs?

Phoenician in a Time of Romans said...

No, as in Terry Pratchett. I've been teasing her about the similarity in personality for a while...

Of course, if I said what I really thought she was like, she'd die of embarrassment.