To give the Bush Administration credit where credit is due...

Last year, George Bush in the State of the Union Speech railed against the dangers of animal-human hybrids. As The New Yorker has just reminded all readers, to this date America remains thankfully free of the threat of centaurs.

Well done, George.

UPDATE

For the benefit of hystericalwoman, a classic head-in-the-sand liberal:

Centaur tribes share their property, and are therefore collectivists if not outright communists. Centaurs roam over land without appreciation for property rights, and value hippy-dippy values like the "eco-system" over usefully profitable things like mineral extraction. THEY ARE AGAINST THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE and America NEEDS protection against these mutant freaks. Which Bush has provided.

Bloody moonbats.